psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

(via crumbier)

telapathetic:

i just wanna know what my house smells like to other people

(Source: telapathetic, via encourage)

officialwhitegirls:

when you correct the teacher

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(Source: officialwhitegirls, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

sadspaghetti:

when your mum catches you still on the computer after she told you to go to bed

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(via magicul)

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

(via trust)

thatfuckingcrowv2:

orlandobloomers:

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

  • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
  • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
  • pics of plants
  • pics of ur dog
  • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

…”eats a flower”?

(via kanyeshruglife)

disowns:

i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it

(Source: disowns, via heynowaimee)